A bunch of crap that makes me happy.
^.^
I'm just Snuzz that's all. I have a cute little squishcat named Otis a best friend named Liz and I live with my Grandfather in Massachusetts.
I love my friends just like everyone else and blahblah!

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

peter parker’s job is literally selling his selfies to the daily bugle

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e-bae:

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

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4 days ago

communismkillsitonthedancefloor:

“Real music isn’t made with computers.”

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4 days ago

How did Tumblr miss this joke?

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…………………….OH MY GOD

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4 days ago

takohai:

glitteringknight:

"Your highness" is gender neutral.

So you know, if you’re ever confused about my pronouns.

That’ll work.

alternatively, “your majesty,” “my liege,” and “supreme overlord”

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4 days ago

snlofficial:

kourtney looks like she was waiting all day for kim to ask a stupid question

(Source: keepingupwiththegifs, via ruinedchildhood)

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4 days ago

hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

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4 days ago

toastdurr:

vagisodium:

i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out

hELL YES

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4 days ago

flansjohnburgh:

theantigovernor:

flansjohnburgh:

what does html stand for?

hypertext markup language

no i mean like, what does it believe in?

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5 days ago

theteacupsecrets:

northclackitback:

How did this not win a fucking Oscar

My favourite most quotable part.

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